A blog with less comments is a amateur blogger’s paradise! Cause no one tells you to shut up. But this paradise is not soothing me! For I want to get noticed! Badly! That’s the truth, and I’m not too fond of hiding facts! 🙂
So as I wondered around and met people( potential bloggers too) I showed them my blog and asked why this place isn’t so happening like other places. And I got many answers! Some of them you wouldn’t believe! 😛
Free Advices:-
1. Dude, you are doing the whole thing wrong! And wassup with this black and white theme??? Lame!!
2. No one wastes time to read bullshit! Get some material! (Like I should write about why the man, the one who gave the advice is a baldy!!)
3. You let your thoughts go Crazy! Be serious…stop that!
4. Wait some time man! You’ve just got started!!
Answers that Pissed Me OFF!! :-
1. By newton’s third law we know that every action has………………….So,there might be an answer……..for everything is related………….and it just might turn out to be………for the reason being……..
(Sorry Boss!! Please spare me… It’s my fault. I should have never asked you the question!!)
2. See, you need a total plan to get your site the best of traffics…and we provide you just that…with our monthly plan and a yearly plan of $$$$$
( All he was hearing was Cha-Ching and all I was thinking was “Ya ya you filthy money-sucker bastard! I’m never gonna give u a piece of my pocket!!”)
3. How do you even manage to maintain a blog with this poor condition of your writing skills! Oh, kaise kaise din aa gaye!!! ( Like you bloody fool is a direct descendant of Shakespeare are you?? )
4. Name your blog “Nude pics and Bikini Babes” and your traffic jump starts! ( Damn you pervert!! )
Whacky Answers:-
1. Man! Stop thinking so much and lets get high!!
2. I tell you dude its a conspiracy of our Principal, he has something to do with this! Lets beat him up -By Back Bencher’s Association (BBA)
3.Yeah Right! And next you are gonna ask How many stars are there in the sky! Do you suppose I’d answer that too???
4. Aren’t you supposed to be in tuition right now?? ( Oops!! Sorry!! Got whacked this time!! :P)
5. Ah don’t worry little one! Everyone has a problem with the traffic! There must be a big road block somewhere!! 🙂
6. You are not old enough to run a blog!! ( Damn you too!! )
All this was just a reflection of one thing! I’m a damn fool to ask these people “Why my blog doesn’t run well?”
Chill man iam always there to comment and follow and ya i had a longer comment which got deleted or din get posted to satisfy yourself with this one
Ha Ha your college comps I tell you there must be ghosts haunting the microprocessors! 😛 Anyways All thanx to you my blog is still getting comments! Cheers! Keep Tweeting! 🙂
6. You are not old enough to run a blog!! ^ exactly!! 😐 how dare you?I started blogging when I was 15 😐 how are you start when you're 17? :/Ananya.
err…. "how are you start when you're 17? :/" <–what have you forgotten english after reading some of my posts??? Don't blame me!!! 😛 And wassup with the funny Ids popping up everyday??
Funny u!! 😛
dare*:|fine, I am absent-minded, so? :PIt's not a funny id. It's my other id, I always used it. Just changed the name.
AND, how the hell is your Indirank higher than mine? :O
Ha ha!! Its all bcoz of an empty blog! 🙂 I bribed the Indiblog Bosses!! 😛 :)Oh and I guess that was a typo!! I normally ignore them…but this looked like real!! LOL!
Oh and thnx for surprising me again!! I was really hoping u were one of the OTHER people!! 😛 :)He He…thnx for commenting though!!
lol, dream on. I'm just too lazy to witch IDs. Nothing else :PAnd yes, I make awesomest typos xD
switch *kill me >.<
I might Just Bite you for that!! (Since Vamps are so in These days!!! ) And oh oh oh this is My another Id Too…but hey It doesn't have a funny name!! 😀
And this one Is just to emphasize the above Comment!! 😛
wuhtever. :/I HATE twilight, so just shooYou just want to increase your comment no. Stop acting like a desp! 😛
Are who sees the comments anyways! Am just having sum fun at the moment! And no I thought we were replying with two comments each tym! 😛 And no I'm not being desperate! I soo don't wanna blog no more! The hype is gone!!
grrr wht happened to the girls i have met blog 😐
I decide not to mention any more of that…coz I feared i would turn out a prvrt!! 😛
lol i loved your post… funny it was 😛 will follow u ab se 🙂 🙂
Lol ! Thnx for following! "_" 😀
Your blog is not index in google. Work on your SEO and you will start getting traffic.
Oh okay! 😛